If I do give you a job,
You must refer to me as 'boss' all the time, wear stripey prison uniform and sing lamenting delta blues about how you shot a man.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:58, archived)

am I allowed to use a harmonica?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 20:02, archived)

Yes.
Maybe a little banjo too.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:04, archived)

How's the pay?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 20:06, archived)

Pretty poor.
I might give you enough for some moonshine and a meal.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:29, archived)