Are you a lesbian and black?
That would make a proper full set.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

a half-les but as pale as they come I'm afraid
Not sure blacking up would go down well at work.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:01, archived)

I shun your fakery

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:11, archived)