Returning a hire-car to a different London branch than where I picked it up.
Mainly because I couldn't be arsed to drive all the way around to Kennington in rush-hour.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 27 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

my mate drives like a fucking maniac when he's in London but is fine everywhere else
as soon as we came off the M4 and into Hammersmith he just flipped. He says it's "London Driving Mode" and something you have to get used to.
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 27 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

Yeah, I don't drive in London if I can help it.
I let the missus do that, and I navigate. That way we're both happy - I know we'll actually get where we're going, she gets to drive, and I don't stress about the other cocks on the road.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 27 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

You do need to drive more aggressively in London
it's safer, bizarrely.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:17, archived)