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I just booked bus tickets from Primrose Valley to FLAMINGOLAND! GET IN!
£39 for 5 of us though :(
At least it's door to door with no fucking about on public transport and will let us spend the whole day there. The trip would take 2 hours on public transport with a 20 minute walk too. Not handy with 3 kids.

What have you paid a bit much for all for the sake of convenience lately?
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
Sorry GMOS.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
it's a forum
it's for messages, no need to apologise.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
Still, there's nothing worse sometimes.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
ebbs and flows

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
these and those

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
hookers

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
I don't see how it's convenient to disappoint another woman and pay for the privilege.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
I'm well good at sex me,

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
yeah yeah I agree

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
obviously the truth

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
You constantly get rounds of applause after

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
I could really do with some other accounts

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
I can help.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
i can't, a little bit of forum banter and my account gets suspended, no offence was ment, sad times

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
I was naughty stepped for pushing porn down the board whilst the mods wanked themselves off
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
no bloody sense of humour
i was going to use that account for epic lulz
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
Rugby players are so expensive these days.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
Always with the rugby players and their thighs
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
Mmm.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
I have unsightly thighs
But they are rather powerful, or so I'm told at the gymnasium
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
Is it a robot voice on the machine?
YOUR THIGHS ARE.....POWERFUL
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
Pretty much that.
I played rugby for years so I've got big strong legs. Grar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
Indeed, rugby has made it impossible to find jeans that fit.
Playing front row forever had given me thunderthighs.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
I used to have a problem with my shoulders and non-stretch shirts (so unfeminine)
but now I'm all gimped up and unfit I'm alright, I'm a girl again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
Yep, I still struggle to find shirts that fit.
If the chest and collar fit, the arms and body are too long.

Don't even get started on trying to find an off the peg suit that fits.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
The manwife's got a similar problem
he's got a 17 inch neck and a 30 inch waist. Slim but a minotaur from the shoulders up, basically.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
I'm not that bad!
16" neck, 40" chest and 32" waist. The real problem comes withthe leg measurement. I have tiny short legs, I spent so long looking for suits and shirts to fit that the last time I was in Thailand I splashed out and had a couple of suits made.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
I think he's a 42 inch chest. Eitgher 42 or something silly like 43.
It's an arse buying him shirts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
I can imagine, even more awkward than me!
If you ever do go out to South East Asia, get some shirts and suits made up, It is well worth the money. I paid about £250 for three handmade wool suits and 4 plain white cotton business shirts.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
All you thin people
With your small waistlines *huffs*

Even when I was really thin I had a bigger waistline than that :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
blackjack

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
MECHA HYPER PONGO PUNCHIIII !!!!!!!!!!!!!

                     o                                       AIEEEEE!!!
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                                 o

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
Hello all.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
Hello.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
Ha

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
llo

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
Would you like anything squeezed?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
blimey, Haven't been asked that by a girl in a few weeks...

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
Come on then. Get your oranges out.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
Good morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
*blows raspberry on your forehead*

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
In my culture, that means we're married now.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
In my culture it just means that I get to cup your buttocks for 4 minutes.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
You lucky boy.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

I know
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:19, archived)

I'll bet
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
Morning sexy ;) x

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
you were AMAZING last night x

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
I know, 12 seconds. A personal best. x
*flexes*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
Grats

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
that's a flamboyant spelling of pong there
hello DG. how was your trip?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
It was mental
I got a tit concussion.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
aieeeee!
hello DG.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
Hello spinny bee :)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
The Flamingo is a gay club in Blackpool.
I am now imagining a land of gays.

Its very stylish but a bit camp.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
+ while wanking.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
Nah, did that about ten mins ago over a Jo video.

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
Jo?

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

Jo Erasure
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
brand

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
Here
www.eurobabeindex.com/sbandoindex/monika.html
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
nsfw obviously.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
Bugger that
They should be working.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
not how it works
it's only 4 letters
just label it in future
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
Returning a hire-car to a different London branch than where I picked it up.
Mainly because I couldn't be arsed to drive all the way around to Kennington in rush-hour.
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 27 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
my mate drives like a fucking maniac when he's in London but is fine everywhere else
as soon as we came off the M4 and into Hammersmith he just flipped. He says it's "London Driving Mode" and something you have to get used to.
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 27 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
Yeah, I don't drive in London if I can help it.
I let the missus do that, and I navigate. That way we're both happy - I know we'll actually get where we're going, she gets to drive, and I don't stress about the other cocks on the road.
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 27 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
You do need to drive more aggressively in London
it's safer, bizarrely.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
a McDonalds hot chocolate this morning
just because I was cold. But £1.19 is a bit steep
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 27 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
We sell this microwavable hot chocolate at work, it has a little pack of marshmallows in it.
£2-odds.

Rip-off.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
Do any mathematically minded b3tans know the answer to
the integral between 0 and infinity for x^(1/2) / e(x) - 1

in terms of pi?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
42

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
No

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
gaz Edmund

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
3

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
and no.
I'm being deadly serious here. I don't need your comedy answers.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
I'm sorry
I didn't see the above posts.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
(it's ok really, I was expecting comedy answers)
I'm not sure how important it is. I've done like a gillion other stages in the derivation, I might just right the answer I know to be correct (this is the last step)
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
well you certainly came to the right place then

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

e^i^Pi

(not true but my answer to all integrals)
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
Shit, I've forgotton e^ipi. I'm slipping.

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 27 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
EE HAT IPPI

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
eeee to the eye pie. Or -1 as it's better known.

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 27 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
no, but I've spluffed on a lady's bewbs if that's any help

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
not really going to help him do his homework is it
i wonder what level of tedium we will get from next years students, i hope one is doing something relevant to a comedy website
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
comedy website?
I thought this was multi-user MSN Messenger
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
I should do...
but I'm realising that I've forgotten most of what I learned at uni.

I'll take a guess at pi/sqrt(2) though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 27 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
SQUART

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
SQUARTOO
SQUARTOO EE HAT IPPI IPPI IPPI HAT HAT
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
SQUARTOO
you forgot the 2
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
PIE SQUARTOO

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
PEESLASH SQUARTOO

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
*SQUARTS IN YOUR EYE*

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 27 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
£40 for 5 people isn't bad at all
having just googled it, it looks great
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
It's not bad. Obviously public transport would be cheaper but what a palaver to get there.
Primrose valley to flamingoland is only 30 miles.

It's going to be AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
£39 for 5 people seems rather reasonable to me
I'll be spending £74 on the convenience of gas and electricity this week.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
Well, Tegan is only 13 month so technically I didn't pay for her and it's only 4 people.
But it's still 5 as she sits on our knee.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
do you REALLY need them though?
i mean REALLY
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
Nada.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

a s

lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:19, archived)