Ice
my car is so light and the roads by me are never gritted - I've spun out a few times; this year nearly into oncoming traffic
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 27 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

Solution: During the winter months, eat shit loads of pies, thus increasing your weight and by proxy the total weight of the vehicle.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

a plan that cannot fail!

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 27 May 2009, 12:39, archived)