It's very windy here in Birmingham today. I don't like the wind, worst of all the weather.
It messes your hair up, blows your hat off and makes rain cold.

What weather don't you like?
( Druid, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

Cold rain
And fog.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

i love fog
it makes my world into a melty little bubble of whiteness and mystery

i think i love all weather, in varying degrees
( spacefish bong!, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

Hot weather.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

Very hot with no breeze
It is also very windy down here. The office brolly has been killed.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

I don't like Druid

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

Did you see today's weather forecast?
Generally sunny with scattered Druids moving in from the north.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

I would say that I'll lock myself indoors in preparation,
but that's no different to my day to day activities.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

I like you.
Not as much as I like muffins though.
( Druid, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

Oh I do like muffins,
so that's entirely understandable.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

Muffins with marmite and egg.
Or with bacon and egg, om nom nom.
( Druid, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

Muffins should be sweet
Like blueberry or chocolate.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

Not where I'm from.
Muffins are either English Muffins or wonderful floury, soft, oven-bottom bready puddles of delight.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

I thought english muffins where the bready ones

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

Yes, but they are made from a different recipe, they are cooked differently and have a different texture than proper lancashire muffins.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

Tesco cheese muffins are nice toasted.
With butter.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 27 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

Are you looking forward to Saturday?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

Very much.
I made a start with mojitos yesterday straight after essay hand in. Do you want me to bring you anything from the shop? I've got you some cherry jam.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 27 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

CHERRY JAMS MANY MANY CHERRY JAMS.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

Cherry jams it is then.
Sorry to hear about Gelly.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 27 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

American muffins are sweet.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

blah blah blah blah food blah blah food blah blah blah Zzzzzzz

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

Ice cream is cool.

( Druid, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

Joan of Arc was hot.

( Druid, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

stay in
I hear there are likely to be widespread Goths and Saxons towards the evening
( vladimir, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

Hmm, cold, I suppose.
I'm not really bothered.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

i don't like bad weather
however i do like good weather
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

WHAT!?

( Druid, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

It was too hot in Guildford this weekend.
I was doing a bit of Civil war re-enactment ( geek I know) and nearly cooked in my morrion.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

Cold rain
but I like thunderstorms. And fog.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

Extreme sunshine.
When it's too hot to do anything except moan about how hot it is.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

you moan when you're cold, too

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

I'M NEVER HAPPY

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

not even when it hails geese?

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

Halleluja

( Druid, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

Ice
my car is so light and the roads by me are never gritted - I've spun out a few times; this year nearly into oncoming traffic
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 27 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

Solution: During the winter months, eat shit loads of pies, thus increasing your weight and by proxy the total weight of the vehicle.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

a plan that cannot fail!

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 27 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

I don't go outside,

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

Raining
It's just been raining all morning here in the rural shires
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

Most weather.
I like it mild with a light occasional breeze.
If the time is right then I like heavy rain. A nice refreshing walk in the rain. But not on your way to work or anything.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

lego is shit

( mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

Hot and sunny weather.
Hot weather makes it impossible to concentrate and coincides with my hayfever. Autumn and Spring are the best seasons by far.

Also, have you seen the .gif of you on the popular page?
( FoldsFive, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

Take some tablets and man up. I like hot weather during the day, but I'm not
keen on it when you're trying to sleep of a night.
( Druid, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

It's easy to get warm in cold weather, but not so easy to cool down in hot weather.
Hot weather is shit.
( FoldsFive, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

the only thing wrong with hot weather is the "hot pillow"
where you end up rotating your pillow every ten minutes, as if somehow the otherside will be permenantly cooler. It's like resting your head on a kebab
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 27 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

I tried that. It failed.
I am still wheezy and sniffly and rubbish at being outdoors.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

bum gravy

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

when it's really cold, and you get the fine fast rain that almost stings as it hits your face.
most irritating.
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

Druid I hate to say this
but you have very little hair to mess up, so stop being a poncy girl and man the fuck up. It's just fucking weather.

I on the other hand have just had my hair done, and it fucking rained and was windy and my hair is RUINED.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

i find it a bit annoying when it's windy out
because mine blows all over the place. it's ok if i'm walking into the wind
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

I have that problem unless I have it tied back and girlified into staying in the same place.
Use a bit of gel or spray. That will stop it.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

It always rains on a day I have the hairdresser
Everytime, even if it was nice the few days before.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

I was thinking about 10 years ago when I still had long hair.
I'm just being considerate towards the longer haired people here.
( Druid, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

we don't want your consideration, baldy

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

You see, I never mentioned the fact that he's losing his hair
just hinted at the fact that his hair was rather short.

MEANIEPANTS.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

i wasn't calling attention to it either.
just referring to someone with short hair as bald, as i do from time to time.

however, now YOU have made everyone aware of his, frankly sickening, hair loss.

FOR SHAME!
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

Molten lead

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

that's not weather you fat idiot
you're not taking this thread seriously, you should delete that post and type out a proper answer AND an apology
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

I forgot how serious a business this internet can be:(

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

relax, I was just trying to stir up some controversy to rescue what has so far been a stultifyingly dull and painfully uninteresting series of posts

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

i think sexface needs to diddle someones missus or somebody needs to flounce
i was going to create a master troll account but my account got suspended for calling cr3 the worst mod ever
( mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:59, archived)

MONGYCHOPS FOR MOD

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

people would cry their little hearts out

( mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:09, archived)

hail hitler
chortle
( spacefish bong!, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

I love the wind.
It is windy here today, but that is good as i'm going powerkiting this afternoon.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

When the policeman is trying to decide weather to arrest me or bum me :(

( broadsword, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

if it's your lucky day, you might get both
( vladimir, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

arse
( vladimir, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

How about both?
*flashes handcuffs*
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

*comes quietly*

( broadsword, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

a good bashing with his truncheon?

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 27 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

I hate driving in snow and ice, but quite enjoy walking in it.
Other than that, I dislike being cold and wet, so most of the year is unpleasant for me really. I should have been born further south.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 27 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

I like driving in snow, you can do great handbrake turns.

( Druid, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

I've always been worried about damaging my car and being unable to work

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 27 May 2009, 12:59, archived)

Driving in snow is awesome
It's the ice that sucks. That's true of walking too though.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

is the wind separating your eyebrow

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

I don't like too much heat
or if it's very windy
( M o D, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:00, archived)