that's possibly the only answer that works with that question
you should go on QI or something

and punch that smug Fry twat right in his fat face. With a fucking brick.
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:09, archived)

but be sure to wrap the brick in a towel first
we don't want to damage the brick.
( TBL I posted this on, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:14, archived)