I could be in bed.
However that would mean using the laptop, which is A: A PC, B: Running Windows ME, and C: Crap.
( so long and thanks for all the fish, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 0:50, archived)

None of these are stopping me
This proves just how sad I am.
( useful_idiot, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 0:54, archived)

I don't think you understand
quite how crap my laptop is. 350MHz Pentium II, 160MB RAM, 10GB hard drive, no 3D to speak of, and the only built-in networking is a 56k modem. Luckily I have a wifi card for it. Oh, and only one USB port, too.
( so long and thanks for all the fish, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 0:57, archived)

Mine is worse
I can't remember how much worse, but it is. But then it is a hand-me-down from my uncle, who 'liberated' it from a previous job, so what do you expect.
( useful_idiot, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 1:04, archived)