Oh dear god
the bizarre acid trip that is the boobahs have a flash game

www.boohbah.com/zone.html

Edit: the abundance of monkey themed front page posts has generated lots of monkey related google text ads, hehehhehe
(Naughty Tortoise, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 0:26, archived)

Boohbah gives me the fear,
what the fuck do they do?
( Malchick, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 0:33, archived)

Beats me

(Naughty Tortoise, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 0:35, archived)

Can I beat you?
please?
( Zuowan, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 0:44, archived)

Only gently

(Naughty Tortoise, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 0:47, archived)

Shut it bitch
I'll beat you the way I like.
( Zuowan, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 0:49, archived)

*retracts into shell*
Foiled!
(Naughty Tortoise, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 0:51, archived)

I'm going to go to bed now...

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 0:45, archived)

I am in bed!
Oh dear. I really need a life.
( useful_idiot, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 0:49, archived)

I could be in bed.
However that would mean using the laptop, which is A: A PC, B: Running Windows ME, and C: Crap.
( so long and thanks for all the fish, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 0:50, archived)

None of these are stopping me
This proves just how sad I am.
( useful_idiot, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 0:54, archived)

I don't think you understand
quite how crap my laptop is. 350MHz Pentium II, 160MB RAM, 10GB hard drive, no 3D to speak of, and the only built-in networking is a 56k modem. Luckily I have a wifi card for it. Oh, and only one USB port, too.
( so long and thanks for all the fish, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 0:57, archived)

Mine is worse
I can't remember how much worse, but it is. But then it is a hand-me-down from my uncle, who 'liberated' it from a previous job, so what do you expect.
( useful_idiot, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 1:04, archived)

I'm no just the only one, then

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 0:55, archived)

Hoorah
Although I originally booted the thing up with the intention of working on my "novel", but got distracted. No wonder I've been writing the damn thing for about 3 years.
( useful_idiot, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 0:57, archived)

I was just doing it for the novelty
and ended up getting the fear with Half Life 2
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 1:01, archived)