Who the fuck is malchick
and why should I give a shit?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:05, archived)

He's ace
and you just should, you fucking misery.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:06, archived)

I'm allowed to be miserable
especially today
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:06, archived)

Happy birthday
you shit
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:07, archived)

yeah whatever

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:08, archived)

FUCK YOU THEN

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:09, archived)

MY COCK IS ABOUT THREE KILOMETRES TOO SHORT
otherwise I would.

I rent out my urethra to GAZPROM to form part of the Russian-Baltic gas pipeline to Germany
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:10, archived)

SEXEH

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:13, archived)

He's like you, only much better.
Actually, he's nothing like you.
( Druid, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:07, archived)

poor bastard

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:09, archived)