i've seen such things advertised
clan fish had some nice cider at a cider farm in cornwall last time we were there
( spacefish bong!, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:28, archived)

what does the clan fish tartan look like?

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:29, archived)

silver, with neon green and yellow lines
sporting a rave whistle on the sporran
( spacefish bong!, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:37, archived)

Techno tartan!
Boom boom BOOMBOOMBOOM
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:48, archived)