Thats it, we're having you induced

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:09, archived)

Hahaha

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:10, archived)

Why

???

I do really just want to have it now though...oh I know this is prolly old news but ive always meant to say well done on your weight loss, i lost 5 stone last year (i think most of it has found me again, dont know not weighed) and i know how dedicated you have to be to get that far, well done

*offers apple as reward*
( diffy maybs, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:13, archived)

Why thank you:)
55lbs it was
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:15, archived)

Thats a bloody big baby.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:16, archived)

Excuse me a second im just going to take a dump
And i will be thinking of you as i birth the mewling brown baby
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:17, archived)

55lbs of brown-baby?
impressive.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:19, archived)

I just googled

55 brown-baby
( diffy maybs, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:21, archived)

Wonders if that will guarantee getting fired?

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:23, archived)

freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.com/~t42cemeteries/Texas/Tarrant/Bedford/BROWN_baby_1902.JPG

edit:and for some reason, this: www.jud10.org/CountyCourt/CountyJudges/coon.htm
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:23, archived)

Pfft.
Are there similar entries for Yellow, Black and Honky?
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:26, archived)

It's not the 55lbs that worries me
It's the mewling! What the hell did Mykey eat last night?!?
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:25, archived)

BABY!
Anyway im orf to the orifice for a bit...think i might take the afternoon off....and maybe tomorow...

*ponders*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:27, archived)

*renders*
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:30, archived)

and how about a courtesy flush for the benefit of others.

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:27, archived)

Well done

I have managed to convince myself that the second I have this baby I will shed about 4 stone instantly.

I am gonna be so dissapointed.
( diffy maybs, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:17, archived)