Jade's pubes, rarer that hen's teeth these day!

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:11, archived)

I harvested them myself.
Disguised as an embalmer.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:11, archived)

Good work.
She is wiv da angles now. ALWAYS IN AR HARTS.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

Indeed. It was a worthwhile visit.
The rigamortis firmed up the norks quite nicely. The clunge was a bit lumpy though.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:18, archived)

Captn you are a wrong 'un
I hear her clunge was always a bit lumpy. Dried on crust from the years of chav spluff it accommodated.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:20, archived)

I wondered what the smell was.
I just put it down to oozing bodily fluids.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

Nope,
She was a veritable hairy spunk bomb.

I think it wasn't the cancer that killed her, it was too much jizz.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:27, archived)