I have just got over an awful infection
And now am sat here drunk, pondering
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:48, archived)

You ratio of posts to telling people you are drunk is rising.
I predict ROFL.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 May 2009, 0:49, archived)

Meh
I'm only ever on here whilst drunk these days, otherwise I'm o**line
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:52, archived)

PLEASE ATTEND AA MEETINGS

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:53, archived)

I don't drink THAT much thanks
I'm just unemployed. Living off what the fuckers owed me in tax
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:55, archived)

I read that as "dole-dossing benefit scrounger"

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:59, archived)

I just ate 140g of chocolate in only 10 minutes.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:01, archived)

is that a lot?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:19, archived)

No idea, I was waiting to see if any fatties tried to outdo my made up feat.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:27, archived)

my girlfriend managed a kilo in two days,
but she is not fat at all.
in fact, TFD called her "very beautiful".
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:28, archived)

Yes, you keep telling us that.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:31, archived)

that is indeed what i am doing.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:45, archived)

I wish
I do not receive a single benefit.

But overpayment of tax is quite common when on emergency rates, so I got that back
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:06, archived)