You can have the job Head of Support Services at our office
The guy they employed has never used linux (98% of our servers are linux), doesn't understand domains or DNS (um, we're a website company), has but a basic grasp of broadband (um, we have about 150 broadband accounts), doesn't understand email other than Exchange (1000+ accounts not on Exchange. Emails on Exchange: 0), constantly asks fuck wit questions, and while onsite with me at customer's premises yesterday continued to call their £50k system we had built the wrong name despite being corrected every time.

Do you know nothing about email, websites, servers, and like asking stupid questions? Join today.
( magnum, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

Yeah, I probably know more than him, by the sounds of it.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

I know less.
I'm more qualified.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

But I'm foreign, and exotic.
And prettier. Admittedly, you do have bigger tits, though.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

if i know a little about these things
and DON'T ask stupid questions, can i have the job?
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

Yes, that's absolutely fine
I was out on site all last week so am trying to catch up on everything, but I've been slowed to a crawl trying to describe in words he'll understand how the hell everything works.
( magnum, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:25, archived)