OH GOD.
I've just remembered my dream from last night.
Sammi was trying to seduce me.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

Did you jizz her eyes out and then bum her with a leopard ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

Ugh ugh ugh
I was watching a porn yesterday where they girl looked kind of like Sammi. I had to turn it off. I wasn't in the mood after that. MINGE CRINGE.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

So the minge looked like Sammi ?
Odd simulacra are very interesting. I saw a cloud that looked like Jesus yesterdy
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

No, my minge did a cringe.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

YOUR minge looks like Sammi?
I retract my former offers to lick your minge.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

Get a pug to do it
then move in once its wet.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

I'd pay to watch that

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:39, archived)