today I am working
then tonight I have kendo, following kendo I will pick up my friend Sam from the train station, he will kip over and tomorrow morning we will go to Llandegla to ride mountain bikes down a hill, this will be on my birthday.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:48, archived)

Cunt.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:49, archived)

*steals your bike*
*rides it around till it breaks*
*laughs when you cry*
*runs away from your angry dad*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:49, archived)

no no, I'll chase you down on my road bike, 'til it breaks, then run after you shouting

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:51, archived)