How did you masturbating make your brother ill?
Did you spurt pox-ridden sex-wee in his porridge, or something?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 5 Jul 2005, 9:53, archived)

What do you think the "salt" was that went in his eyes...

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 9:56, archived)