I had the longest lie in
for 10 months today.

7:45 am

I feel chirpy.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 9:46, archived)

pah. lucky you
I was lying awake at 4.30am grumbling to myself and wincing in pain, the gannet demanded milk at 5am and 6.30am and the ratbag got up at 6.45am. I can't wait till I'm the one waking them in the morning and hounding them out of their beds to get ready for school
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 9:49, archived)

my brother (who lurks here)
once woke me up by pouring salt onto my eyes.

He also spotted a post I did about our mother catching me masturbating which made him a bit ill.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 9:51, archived)

Well in fairness no one expected her to join in

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 9:52, archived)

although
the pictures of the end result rolling down her chin was a bit ott.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 9:55, archived)

Yeah but she licked her lips
Waste not want not
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 9:56, archived)

Quite.
You'll not find a richer natural source of zinc and selenium. More fun than vitamin pills, any day.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 5 Jul 2005, 9:59, archived)

well if he is
lurking, that should draw him out
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 9:59, archived)

We're going to need a bigger boat

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:01, archived)

screaming and vomiting
by the sounds of it
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:01, archived)

Wait till you know he's lurking
then tell us all you spit roasted your mum with Mykey.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 9:52, archived)

How did you masturbating make your brother ill?
Did you spurt pox-ridden sex-wee in his porridge, or something?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 5 Jul 2005, 9:53, archived)

What do you think the "salt" was that went in his eyes...

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 9:56, archived)