Do they never learn? :(
"breasts a-pert and legs a-kimber" who actually speaks like that? Nobody, that's who.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

that and the use of the word 'whimsy' assures me that this is all the work of a feverish imagination

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:54, archived)