I'd only fuck butch men
ergo I'm not gay.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:34, archived)

*Remembers to use this line on his effeminate gay mates...*
(although not the butch ones...)
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:39, archived)