I just parted from Mrs. Tea after seeing her for her birthday.
As we said goodbye I felt a few tears welling up, I love her so much.
My question to you lot is: does this make me gay?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:23, archived)

Of course
edit: And you just know that when she gets back home she'll phone up her other bloke to organise a night of animalistic rutting, possibly with two of his friends and some brutal dping
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:23, archived)

as long as she really is a she
then no, it makes you a lully bloke
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:24, archived)

Awww,
fank oo!

I'm all teh slushy when I'm with her. It's great.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:25, archived)

Don't listen to her
everyone knows women make you gay, you big gaying gayer.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:27, archived)

Are you sure that's not
motorbikes?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:31, archived)

Yes.
Quite sure thank you very much.


Damn you!
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:33, archived)

Oh, and Conan makes you a real man?

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:31, archived)

I'd only fuck butch men
ergo I'm not gay.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:34, archived)

*Remembers to use this line on his effeminate gay mates...*
(although not the butch ones...)
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:39, archived)

Possibly
I think there may be an undercurrent of gay there all the same ...

/ning you ... how are you feeling today?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:31, archived)

still all teh sore
but not shivering/shaking/crying with pain in my back and skin. my tonsils are even worse than yesterday though and the slightest thing exhausts me
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:35, archived)

:(
sounds like you've broken the fever though, so your antibiotics are working .. :)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:44, archived)

aye
though my themometer seems to be broken now and is telling me I'm 32.6C
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:50, archived)

Not bad, considering.
Sleeping alone toight is going to suck badly so I'm going to rent a cheap whore probably get nice and drunk to take my mind off things.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:35, archived)

Do what I used to do:
look at pictures of your beloved, listen to some soppy music, and gently cry yourself to sleep.
Expressing yourself through poety, can often help, too (but don't share it).
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:46, archived)

Ooh, that's a point,
we took some feeelthy pictures so I can fwap myself to sleep, knowing she'll be doing the same thing.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:56, archived)

yes...
but I'm prepared to bet that you have had more sex in the last few days than all the rest of the board put together, so sympathy is minimal sir ;)

although it does suck being away from people you love so I'll let you off
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:48, archived)

I've not even had a wank in the new place yet
this will have to be remedied forthwith.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:50, archived)

I can't remember when I last had sex
though I would have mentioned it repeatedly on here when I did
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:51, archived)

If she's a man
then yes.
If you secretly fancy men, then yes.

If you just love your girlfriend it just makes you a big girly sissy crybaby.

;)
( Dekazer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:25, archived)

Yes.
Fancying ladies is ultra-gay.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:25, archived)

Yeah,
they have girl germs!!
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:28, archived)

...that make your
winky catch the period and bleed once a month.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:31, archived)

They can reduce the bleeding
to once a month?
That's a cure, not a disease!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:36, archived)

Call me pisswimp.
Go on.
No one has for ages and I miss it.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:38, archived)

Oi! You! The little squirt lurking around the bogs like some sort of nonce....
I know your little game...pisswimp!



That better?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:41, archived)

YAY!
Fankoo.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:46, archived)

No
Next
( Newington, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:25, archived)

Yes
undoubtedly
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:26, archived)

I'm afraid show, and science shows gayism is contagious
Would you mind spend a few weeks in your study, wearing a hairshirt, praying fervently, and reading books on taxidermy?
( Geordie Al, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:27, archived)

Eeeuuurrrgh!
You like girls, you've got the gay lurgy. And fleas.

I bet you kiss her, too. Ommmmmmmm, I'm telling.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:27, archived)

No.
/long distance but not-as-much-as-you relationship
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:28, archived)

If she's only in a shallow grave it'll be easier to see her again

p.s. You're not gay - you're just feeling emotional. Pull yourself together! Stand up straight! Join the French Foreign Legion and become a real man!
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:29, archived)

It's sweet

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:31, archived)

I dont think loving your girl makes you gay
but admitting to crying over a woman on b3ta means you want to read messages from people calling you gay.

So perhaps you are gay.

And your tears were ones of regret that she doesnt have a big hairy man bum and a sweaty-cheesy cock for you to poo on.

Like a big sick gayer.

/sympathy
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:31, archived)

I agree

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:35, archived)

This reply
makes the most sense, I fear.
*bums*
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:37, archived)

This


Woat Gorrier should get a job as an agony uncle
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:37, archived)