She queefs when she squints

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

She has ear anuses too
so when she blows her nose, shit comes out the side of her head.

Imagine that.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

one week every month, blood drips down her face

( spacefish bong!, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:07, archived)