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Brace yourself, love.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
I was actually tempted to look behind me then

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
You'd have felt the ground shudder.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
Would that be the sonic boom from the speed of your elbow?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
WHA-PAH

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
cos you is well fat

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
More of me to love, baby.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
bigger target

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
Get most of it in my bellybutton and win this cuddly cthulu.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
I thought that was your vadge

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
You'd be forgiven for thinking that
the hair's thicker around my gloriously large and pulsating vagina.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
sweet christ

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
Wom wom wom wom.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
I'm equally scared and aroused.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
It can smell your fear.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
it's quite pungent itself.
I wish it would stop winking at me.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
It's located your position.
RUN
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
*FLEES*

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
that's not hair,
it's a fungus
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
You shouldn't keep me in a well, it's not good for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
Everyone on here is fat
I personally have 15 indian children sheltering in the rolls on my belly.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
I am one of those children

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
milky time!
MILKY TIME I SAID.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
Must you say it whilst stroking your right nipple and leering?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
sorry. I'll use my left.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
Make it come out green.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
om nom nom

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:41, archived)