I'd like to have a proper fight
not with someone I like though, I'd like to do some damage.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:47, archived)

Fight a child
they're crap.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:48, archived)

Have a fight with me
this would consist of me holding your forehead in the palm of my hand while your little arms flailed ineffectually until you collapsed of exhaustion.

At which point I'd cop a quick feel and leave.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:48, archived)

I'd hoof you in the nads.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

I bet you £5 your legs are shorter than my arms.
Therefore this would not be possible.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

If your name's Clive that's cheating.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:52, archived)

Meanie.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

You can fight me on Saturday if you are coming to the bash
You don't know me so there will be no issues of liking me to worry about.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

Ever been to a Weatherspoons?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

all the time
but I'm not usually antisocial enough to warrant a kicking.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:50, archived)