Allow me to explain...
*tickles scrotum*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:52, archived)

But who's scrotum?
I'll give you a shiny new biscuit it if it is the Emperor Tiberius's.
( Geordie Al, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:57, archived)