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Crimestoppers
Not been to this side of b3ta before, looks a little odd, naked even, in fact it's making me kinda horny....ahem...back to the question in hand:

Crimestoppers used to do a 5 minute segment on TV with a silver haired, bespectacled fellow. What was his bloody name? Something Shaw, or something?
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:46, archived)
haven't a clue
and welcome to the sensible place
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:47, archived)
Its better here.
Now, if you could just bend over and pick my pen up off the floor...
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:49, archived)
Greetings
never apologise for being horny here.

*bums until your teeth rattle*

As for the answer to your question, I'm guessing George Bernard
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:49, archived)
Are you Shaw?
*spangs self to save you the bother*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:51, archived)
*puts down +5 vorpal spanging shovel*
Dammit, I was going to enjoy that.
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:52, archived)
I have to apologise for it
everyone else should have to too
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:51, archived)
You are the talk board deity of lust
and we make sacrifices in your honour.

*prostrates*
*prostates*
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:54, archived)
I thought the correct offering
was warm pygmy albino tadpole soup ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:56, archived)
All over her face
Aye.
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:58, archived)
And some in the hair ?
With drips possibly heading norkwards ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:59, archived)
meh! not in my hair!
I hate that. trickling down my chin onto my norks is fine though
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:05, archived)
Why should you have to?
It's rob's fault for making the talk board gently vibrate.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:10, archived)
it does?
it's obviously not compatible with Win98 then
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:13, archived)
Shaw Taylor
he did a 5 minute programme called Police 5
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:49, archived)
Is he still alive ?
He was doing Police 5 in the 1970's
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:50, archived)
"Until then,
"keep 'em peeled" or something, wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:51, archived)
*peels*

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:53, archived)
That's correct
you win a bumming.

*unleashes aroused bull elephant*
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:53, archived)
That reply
sounds like it should be followed by 'and I've got each one videoed and carefully stored in chronological order. Would you like to come and watch them some time young man?'
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:52, archived)
I worry about myself sometimes

but I do not have a video collection of anything - oh, except of naked ex girlfriends. I do have an obsession with music collecting though.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:55, archived)
I wouldn't worry
it's no worse than my preserved labia collection.
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:57, archived)
Ewwwwww
That's the last time I eat a corned beef sandwich at your house.....
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:58, archived)
No wonder
it took you so long to move house. All the junk you've accummulated. *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:58, archived)
THAT's IT!
I thank you from the very heart of my bottom. That's been driving me crayzee for all of ten minutes, and I was ready to end it all, or at the very least to forget about it and do some work.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:53, archived)
Allow me to explain...
*tickles scrotum*
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:52, archived)
But who's scrotum?
I'll give you a shiny new biscuit it if it is the Emperor Tiberius's.
(I helped save b3ta! Geordie Al, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:57, archived)