Everyone who drives an expensive car,
looks like they were hit in the face by the shovel of ugliness. Feel free to test this out for yourself.
I've yet to test my theory that monied sorts couldn't find their way out of an empty, darkened room with a glow in the dark door, but I'd put money on the results.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:56, archived)

This is true
I used to drive expensive cars, and I am considered ugly even by b3tan standards.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:59, archived)