I don't care, I'm far too upset about the fact my boyfriend is a Tory.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:16, archived)

It's alright, flower
I'll fuck you and I'm a socialist
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:17, archived)

Yay!

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:17, archived)

I'm well smooth, me

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:18, archived)

I totally just aquaplaned.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:19, archived)

I NO!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:21, archived)

Oooh, hello ;)

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:28, archived)

Fuck off, he was talking to me.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

We can always share.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

Interesting.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

You people make me sick!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:46, archived)

I have come to the conclusion that I am nothing
I am far too lazy to read up on policies and I am going to vote for who I like most, who seems the fluffiest. Then I shall be a hypocrite and complain about the state of the country.
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:18, archived)

I don't really give a fuck about UK politics, anyway.
Maybe I should.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:19, archived)

Really?
I hear you can get tablets for that now.
( Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:19, archived)

Yeah, CYANIDE, MWUHAHAHA.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:21, archived)

I'm apparently 100% liberal

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:20, archived)

You're 100% wrong.
I saw your comments about coffee down there \/.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:21, archived)

Mine thinks rugby is better than football.
My last one thought cricket was better than football but still has a Bournemouth AFC tattoo.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:22, archived)

Mine doesn't like sports, thank fuck.
He will be made to like hurling.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:23, archived)

I've seen two All Ireland Hurling finals while in Dublin.
It's fucking ace to watch.
( Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:24, archived)

I have a Galway jersey somewhere.
They were playing Cork and a friend and I picked teams and bought jerseys. Cork won. I got lots of sympathy in the airport going home, bless them, despite not really giving a toss about Galway.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:27, archived)

Cork are fucking cunts.
They're being big flouncy fuckers at the moment.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:28, archived)

They played Galway again a few years later when I happened to be in town (without my jersey) and won.
They're victoriuos cunts, and I appear to be a jinx on Glaway.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

You know, I'm beginning to doubt myself about whether it was Cork that beat Galway the first time.
Hang on.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:34, archived)

Scrub all that.
2001: Fantastic Light wins the Champion Stakes and Tipperary beat Galway in the hurling.

I am truly sorry to have wasted all of your time.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

Pffft.
Tipp bastards.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:41, archived)

It is.
I fucking love it. Oooh, we should plan a Dub bash for the final again.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:27, archived)