It's completely your fault that I'm tired but can't go to bed yet
Damn you JMG, one of these days you'll pay for these wrongs you do
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

At one point tonight I was INCREDIBLY put off by a young girl who WOULDN'T COVER HER MOUTH AS SHE COUGHED.
I pick up and judge mightily on such things.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:41, archived)

didn't you command one of your man servants to escort her from the building?

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:43, archived)

She sounded like she'd just come up from a day's work in a coal mine.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

A Doncastrian, then.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:46, archived)