JMG etc.
Who'd like to completely take things by the scruff of the neck and fall out with me because I'm popular on the internet?
Fat birds etc.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

It's completely your fault that I'm tired but can't go to bed yet
Damn you JMG, one of these days you'll pay for these wrongs you do
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

At one point tonight I was INCREDIBLY put off by a young girl who WOULDN'T COVER HER MOUTH AS SHE COUGHED.
I pick up and judge mightily on such things.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:41, archived)

didn't you command one of your man servants to escort her from the building?

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:43, archived)

She sounded like she'd just come up from a day's work in a coal mine.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

A Doncastrian, then.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:46, archived)

~fartz~

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

I'd ask you to step outside JMG
if I ever went outside myself.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

I'd love to meet you for a game of lawn bowls.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:43, archived)

I cannot spend that much time in the sun,
not like you overlanders.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:46, archived)

I'm a lot fatter at the moment than I like being.
Bad times.

Exams make me eat and stop me exercising.

What does JMG advise?
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

I've been eating less and exercising more for the same reason.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:44, archived)

For now, I say go with your current trend.
A better exam result now is splendid.
You'll have to rest of the summer to lose unwanted pounds.

I'd like to think most fatties on here are currently weighting due to their vast knowledge and learning.
I see Mykey as Wikipedia, etc.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:44, archived)

Maybe one day I'll know as much as he does.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:59, archived)

You know.
This is really all you ever talk about. You never contribute anything besides "hey look at me. despite my claims that many people fall out with me on a regular basis, i'm really just a tedious, predictable cunt." I mean, mix it the fuck up, man.

Get your act together.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:50, archived)

ANGRY AT JMG, ONLINE

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:53, archived)

Angry?
No sir. Dissapointed.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:55, archived)

*disappointed

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:56, archived)

Oh, piss off, you pedantic bastard.

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:56, archived)

is that what you used to say to your teachers in primary school?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:59, archived)

They know nothing.
I'm off to bed.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

Have you been drinking?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

I'm quite tired.
I'm teetotal, i assure you.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

I see JMG a bit like a Japanese train.
Always turns up, predictable, but pleases a lot of people who spend all their time looking at screens.
( Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:58, archived)

Do you want me to talk about dinner?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:53, archived)

What did you eat for dinner tonight?

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:55, archived)

I dunno.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:57, archived)

Didn't you have a mouldy chicken slice?
or was that last week?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

Last night.
I'm incredibly important.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

Yes please, what did you have for dinner?

( Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:55, archived)

I can say for certain
That it was a portion of psychotic stalking with added bitterness, a side order of spite with paranoid gravy with extra what the fuck are you talking about. And for pudding some repetition with denial custard. of course, I could be making all this up.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

bogus official. Nought to upset in 3 seconds.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:03, archived)

JMG
as an Internet Fat Bird^TM I can honestly say that falling out with you, would be like falling out with pie. Ultimately unsatisfying, and completely pointless.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:59, archived)

*Firm handshakes*
Forward my best regards to Mr. Badger.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:01, archived)