I like to think that there are a whole host of scientists
measuring how fast water runs off a duck's back.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

they just run water over a witch's back,
and assume it's the same.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:20, archived)

Those clever buggers.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:21, archived)