NEAR THE TOPHalf of this bottle of Heineken has turned into semi-frozen slush. This is ACE.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:22,
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That's the general feeling.Would bogus official like to reply to this post?
Come along now.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:04,
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Oh, are you holding out a torch hoping he'll pop along?Good for you.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:10,
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No, see Bogus Official's latest strategy appears to be posting one message in a JMG thread roughly around 11pm each night calling me names.He never seems to return after this, as I fear he thumps out a scathing remark on the internet. Then slams shut his browser.
That'll show me.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:12,
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He probably goes to bed at some point,not like you lot, with your Red Bull drips that enable you to stay up accumulating Magic Points on World of Witchcraft round the clock.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:14,
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Now he might look back at this in the morning in some kind of "search for your username" escapade Baldmonkey does.I'd like to make it PERFECTLY CLEAR to Mr. Official that I did NOT make the above comment.
That's BOGUS, OFFICIAL.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:15,
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Me too,but I have to wait for a SMART long self-test to complete on a new 500Gb HDD.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:25,
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What time did you start that off?(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:26,
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about half an hour ago.Bad foresight, really. Typical of me.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:27,
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Night time is always a bad time to start that kind of thing.It always seems to take an age.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:28,
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Why would you do that? Do you suspect a fault?(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:28,
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I always suspect a fault on a new HDD.Better safe than sorry.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:29,
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It'd be quicker to run something like the SiSoft SANDRA hard drive performance test.You could run it at least 5 times and still be quicker than the long SMART test. It would also show up failures that might otherwise take a few days of use to surface. It also lists the SMART data, so you can see if you're getting any bad sectors between runs.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:44,
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Can you get that for Linux?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:47,
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Probably not.You must surely have a Windows box sat about somewhere though?
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:53,
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It seems odd that you reference this on a regular basis.I'd have thought you'd take it as another someone on an internet message board and let it slie like water off a ducks back.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:16,
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When have I made this very claim before?:(
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:17,
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Aren't you two supposed to be older and therefore I'd hope WISER than myself?I seriously think I'm unflappable on the issue.
My case here is solid.
I'm much better than you people.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:18,
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I never said you made that claim, more that you reference that Bogus Official will have a go at you.(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:19,
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..and I'm right.I honestly think we might have to go back to drawings and colouring in on this page.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:22,
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When someone posts the Picard ASCII,the board should detect it, and render it in full colour.
Still as ascii, mind. But COLOUR ascii.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:23,
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Yes, but only for me.Or maybe it can automatically link to some topless women, or something.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:24,
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like, just a pair of legs?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:26,
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Slightly away from the point as was illustrating but nevermind.You carry on.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:25,
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But nevertheless, back on the main topic here.Me.
Me, me, me, me, me..
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:26,
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www.b3ta.com/search/posts/9708?q=bogus+official
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:19,
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6 years, 14 posts.www.b3ta.com/search/posts/41519?q=JMG
Fifty.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:21,
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That's proof positive.I certainly won't attempt to flap you on the issue.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:22,
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I admit I am incredibly popular, and some remarks may be simply because I'm so swell.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:24,
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It's a good job you aren't taking any of this seriously.(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:24,
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It is, like.How many times have you met Bogus Official?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:25,
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I'd like to think you aren't taking this seriously on his behalf.You've only met him once.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:28,
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I'm taking nothing seriously.It would be a silly thing to do.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:29,
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I like to think that there are a whole host of scientistsmeasuring how fast water runs off a duck's back.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:19,
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they just run water over a witch's back,and assume it's the same.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:20,
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Those clever buggers.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:21,
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Is there NOTHING you can't do?!(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:14,
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*Pat on the back*I still endorse your red ways.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:19,
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Julie Must Go?/used to live near Bromsgrove
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:18,
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hang on, I thought you flounced?(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:04,
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get with the programme(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:05,
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a passing & distant hello(
writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:23,
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KACHOW!(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:04,
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It's better than yours.I could shew thee, but I would have to levy a fee.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:06,
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WANK!(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:05,
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everyone loves a good WANK!(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:12,
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I got my WANK! out quicker than you!(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:13,
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I'm not sure that's a good thing.(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:27,
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