Go on then.
Do you want me to fall out with you, now?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:45, archived)

Lord no!
In fact, as soon as I get a Facebook account, I'm joining your fan club.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:47, archived)

I'd prefer Judy Finnegan to fall out
live, at an awards ceremony. But not TV Quick, I wouldn't watch that one.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:57, archived)