Me.
What's your current feeling for JMG, in one word?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:30, archived)

karate

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:31, archived)

AWESOME

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:39, archived)

Bald

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:32, archived)

Dole

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:32, archived)

ONE!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:32, archived)

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( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:32, archived)

At a time, yes
:)
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:32, archived)

Mum

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:32, archived)

FUCKING COMBO

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:32, archived)

Quick fingers.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:33, archived)

I have a beard
/Fucking random ac
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:39, archived)

*beard fives*

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:40, archived)

*five beards*

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:23, archived)

bulbospongiosus

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:32, archived)

Fun

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:32, archived)

I can see you're above this kind of thing.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:33, archived)

I'm enjoying this back and forth banter.
It makes me smile.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:34, archived)

I AM SM1LING MORE THAN J00.
etc.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:35, archived)

Oh man.
Not the leet speak.

You've made shake my head, slowly.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:37, archived)

Now you're sad?
I've won. I'm not sure what. But I've romped to victory.

Everybody on their feet.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:38, archived)

*The JMG Anthem*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:39, archived)

Today it's basically a Jungle remix of "I've got the Power!".
GMoS on drums.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:40, archived)

Hah hah.
I never said I was sad.

Therefore I win, *hobbles lap of honour due to foot having gone to sleep*

I've got ten minutes of power, I think its time for bed.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:40, archived)

I'VE WON. I'M LEAVING.
I'd like to point out to you all that I am smiling.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:41, archived)

I'm smiling so much.
My head is about to split in two.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:42, archived)

I'm smiling so much I've told the internet I'm smiling.
I'm smiling at the internet.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:43, archived)

Can we see a photo of you smiling at the internet?

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:50, archived)

Phew!
That'd be difficult to find, as such is the rarity of the occasion.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:52, archived)

Make a chubby cry and quickly snap a photo,
job done
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:54, archived)

Confetti.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:33, archived)

Most JMG parades end with confetti and a pub fight.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:33, archived)

Geordie

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:33, archived)

Championship

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:33, archived)

Football lolz.
Close to the bone....
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:34, archived)

My team is in the FA cup final
I have the right :)
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:40, archived)

My team was in the FA cup final last year.
:(
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:42, archived)

JMG, I need to remove 230 words from my report.
What should I search and destroy?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:34, archived)

Liverpool.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:34, archived)

Soliton

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:35, archived)

Not relevent to my business project.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:37, archived)

procedure

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:38, archived)

I didn't use that word once.
You're no good at this.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:38, archived)

I don't know,
action?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:39, archived)

"The"

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:40, archived)

Why remove words?!
People are so mean on you, MoT.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:36, archived)

3000 word limit.
I've used 3230

Massive penalties for failure to adhere :(
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:39, archived)

Shorten the back and sides.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:40, archived)

this.
most, if not all, sentences in any dissertation will be tautologous, contain redundancy, and be generally overly verbose and circumlocuitive.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:42, archived)

My dissertation was concise without being too concise.
Just the perfect amount of wordage.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:45, archived)

Demonstrably not.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:45, archived)

I handed it in a month ago.
Since then I've lost the power to use the english language effectively.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:47, archived)

That's what studying management does to you.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:48, archived)

ahhhhahhhahhah

( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:06, archived)

Bring in your strikers.
Hopefully you'll win the match.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:41, archived)

not if he keeps swanning around like that.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:44, archived)

Remove all the nouns
That should do the trick
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:48, archived)

Done!
Now I need to put about 1500 words back in
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:54, archived)

"Praise Allah"

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:55, archived)

Insert more pronouns!

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:55, archived)

"Screw Flanders"

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:58, archived)

Garibaldi

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:35, archived)

On other sites that's my surname.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:36, archived)

Nicholai Austel Garibaldi

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:37, archived)

Jammy.

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:36, archived)

rambunctious

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:39, archived)

hegemony

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:39, archived)

flaccid

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:52, archived)

Jamboree

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:54, archived)

crustration

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 29 May 2009, 1:09, archived)

Repetition

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:39, archived)

repetitious?
srsly dude, think up a new theme.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:40, archived)

If I was a girl I wouldn't have this issue.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:41, archived)

there are many girls on here
and none so 98% the same every post.

Hayden did Variations on a Theme, why can't you?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:44, archived)

Yeah,
and why couldn't Mozart? What a crap composer.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:45, archived)

Mo'zart, mo' money
and mo' dead from the syph.

I still like Rock Me Amadeus by Falco.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:48, archived)

Are you sure that's not 98.5%?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:45, archived)

What's the lass from Heroes got to do with it?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:47, archived)

dammit you art correct
"Haydn"

well spotted.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:49, archived)

Thou art correct.
Thou.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:50, archived)

Will you accept "attentionseeker" as one word?

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:44, archived)

portmanteau
"attentioneeker?"
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:45, archived)

wait, that's just dropping one letter and a space.
'tentioneekist'
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:47, archived)

Go on then.
Do you want me to fall out with you, now?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:45, archived)

Lord no!
In fact, as soon as I get a Facebook account, I'm joining your fan club.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:47, archived)

I'd prefer Judy Finnegan to fall out
live, at an awards ceremony. But not TV Quick, I wouldn't watch that one.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:57, archived)

JMG4LIFE.

(MooCow_Byter, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:48, archived)

I hear Mykey's getting this tattooed on his belly.
I'm unopposed to such moves.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:49, archived)

I imagine
that would have the effect of a biro drawing on a balloon, which was then inflated.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:53, archived)

whats jmg?
?
(Popiella Jones, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:57, archived)

Welcome back, Popiella Jones!
We've missed you.
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:00, archived)

I like you already

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:00, archived)