I hear Mykey's getting this tattooed on his belly.
I'm unopposed to such moves.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:49, archived)

I imagine
that would have the effect of a biro drawing on a balloon, which was then inflated.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:53, archived)