aha!
'how many miles do you drive a year?'

'about 40'
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 1:42, archived)

bloke around the corner from me has a 67 Ford Mustang
it does 20 miles a year, he drives it to the garage and then to the MOT centre. The rest of its life is spent on a trailer going to shows.

I keep wanting to scream at him, DRIVE THE FUCKER. or something.
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:45, archived)

just spends the time
firing it up and revving it for the noise?

I hear that is the same fate as the original KITT
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 1:47, archived)

more or less
I will admit though it is absolutely spotless and the most immaculate thing I have seen.
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:49, archived)

shame you never saw
th immacculate conception

sounds like sex in a sterile operating theatre to me.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 1:51, archived)

sounds like a load of bolloxs
I mean, that Joseph bloke must be soft in the head. Imagine falling for the old "its gods child" line.
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:53, archived)

well it didn't look like
a typical hebrew child, what with the pale skin and golden hair etc.

sounds like there may have been some vikings down in Gallillee around the time of the mystery 'conception'
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 1:56, archived)

very much so
I hear they still owe the inn keeper a load of money.
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:58, archived)

made up for it with marketing though
every christmas and easter he has to put on the answerphone, "YES we're full. Try the Bethlehem Travelodge".
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 2:03, archived)