Yes, yes I am. I live on the district line
If my boyfriend won't come, I'm going to drag DSOTS
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:55, archived)

exkellents
hope to see you in the mad whirl of 88 people in a pub function room all saying 'no, what's your SCREEN name, I don't know who you are really'.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 1:57, archived)

Yes, it'll be fun
I'm Sammi though. You'll know this by Wicca'd Witch glaring at me.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:58, archived)

profile pic probably helps also.
I'll probably be holding the despised Bash Cam so that'll be me.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 2:01, archived)

Great, keep it pointed away from me
I'm not the slightest girl, and any cam makes me look infinitely fatter!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:03, archived)

ve haff vays off maykink you pose
it's all removable by request anyway. I usually show pic for approval before flitting off.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 2:07, archived)

Yes, yes, I have a good side
My non-wonky side :D

Though it's still wonky, but with straighter teef
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:09, archived)

my good side
is my shins. They are definitely the least wrong bit of me. All else is subject to rightful criticism.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 2:12, archived)

Pffft
I'm an ugly, fat, racist, thick cunt according to b3ta.

But according to real life, I'm ugly, fat, non-racist and actually quite intelligent. But by the time I've drank myself half into a coma on the tube, this won't be prevalent :)
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:14, archived)

as someone that has endured their fair share of wankers
and beyond,

my call. First pint's on me.

Second pint, we can flip a coin for it.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 2:21, archived)

DEAL!
I will NEVER say no to a free pint
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:22, archived)

you may take it and walk if you wish.
/dull cunt on the internet not trying to entrap conversations by offering pints.

Anyway, you lose the toss, you're getting the next ones in.

/egalitarian attitude in this new age of equality.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 2:26, archived)

Hey, it's a deal
I don't mind, but I probably won't be able to spot you in a room of 88 people, so it'll be your honesty:p
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:28, archived)