I tend to mucnch on toast when I've had a heavyy night in the pub
Drink bloody tonns of water, take some vitamin C and cod liver coil before I go to sleep, then sleep for 10 hours. Drink like a thirsty bastard in the morning. The hangover is non-existent.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:55, archived)

It would seem you need your solution now

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:58, archived)

Yes
I'm fucking hammered. I've eaten lamb, beef AND pork tonight, with a mixed grill, so I'm going to be encouraging my hangover with constipation tomorrow.

EDIT: I just cracked up at 'cod liver coil'
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 3:00, archived)

If you were really "hammered", you wouldn't be on here telling us all how drunk you are.
Here: www.alcoholics-anonymous.org.uk/
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 29 May 2009, 3:02, archived)

Alcoholics go to meetings
I am a drunk

/tshirt banter
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 29 May 2009, 3:03, archived)