When you have your heart attack and need a bypass it will get in the way of the surgeons trying to save your life.
The saw will break and a piece of shrapnel will fly off and puncture your lung causing you to drown in your own blood.
( Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 29 May 2009, 5:59, archived)

as long as I'm under anesthesia, it's all good.
plus, that's more badass than dying from INTERNAL ORGAN CANCER.
( Shiksa, Fri 29 May 2009, 6:05, archived)

Any way that doesn't involve fire, gunfire or travelling at over 80mph isn't badass enough.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 29 May 2009, 6:12, archived)