Nicholas Cage
cannot be burned, not by standard means, as he is made mostly of teflon and aluminium.

You should cook him in a blast furnace heated to at least 1000'C
( The Neville What what what, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:27, archived)

He's made of dough and dead eyes

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:39, archived)