Motherfucking sunny day!
Is the weather where you are shaping up to be a scorcher?

If not, what are you getting gmos for his birthday?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 7:58, archived)

I got gmos this lovely sunny day.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:00, archived)

no it was cold but bright today
Not too rainy and the sun was nice.

And I'm getting GMoS some internet love and fluff because a) I can't be arsed giving more, b) if I could be arsed - I'm on the other side of the world, c) I don't know GMoS. At all.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 May 2009, 8:00, archived)

There must be something decent in Oz to send him
Im struggling to think of anything...but there must be something.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:04, archived)

A wombat

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:07, archived)

how the fuck did I forget the fucking wombats?
cuntflaps.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 May 2009, 8:09, archived)

What's a Quokka? Or a Bilby?

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:12, archived)

Native Aussie Animals
www.israellycool.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/quokka.jpg is a Quokka

www.cartage.org.lb/en/themes/sciences/Zoology/ClassMammalia/Mammals/OrderPeramelemorphia/bilby.jpg is a bilby


Sorry for the long links. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 May 2009, 8:17, archived)

Awww!
I want a pet Bilby! Look at those ears!
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:22, archived)

their ears are pretty soft
I got to pat one once - they're critically endangered. There's less then 1000 of them I think. Introduction of foxes meant they were almost completely wiped out. They have a breeding program at this place up in Queensland - way way north.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 May 2009, 8:25, archived)

If he likes anything of the lines of ...
Deadly snakes, deadly spiders, deadly marine life that can chomp you to death or poison you with stingers or bites, Kangaroos, Koalas, Quokkas, Bilbies, Emus that can gut you, or backpack serial killers then he'll be bound to find something.

Oh - echindas are pretty cute. I think he'd like one of them. Their spikes aren't actually hurty, they're really soft and nice to pat.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 May 2009, 8:08, archived)

The UK is better
I suggest moving

We have:

Changeable but mostly cloudy weather
Correct tea
Real money
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:10, archived)

Tis the plan my lovely!
I'm moving over on the 24th of November next year after my final exams are done!

And I love tea.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 May 2009, 8:16, archived)

Against that,
there's Middlesbrough.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:16, archived)

:(

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:17, archived)

Can't be worse then where I'm at now....
Just trust me on it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 May 2009, 8:19, archived)

www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=70240&in_page_id=34
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:25, archived)

sounds like home in England.
Not kidding. We have one of the highest rates of alcohol and drug abuse in my state, violence (sexual and general), currently have a very high rate of unemployment (I consider myself extremely lucky to be able to hold three jobs, even if only one is regular) and it is quite honestly one of the most depressing places to be.

Also Racism and Sexism is alive and well.
So yeah - sounds pretty similar!
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 May 2009, 8:30, archived)

Bush turkeys.
Those big lizards. And the huge lorries. And warm Castlemaine XXXX.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:16, archived)

mmmm warm beer.
Love it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 May 2009, 8:18, archived)

There do seem to be a disproportionate amount of animals that can disembowel you
Cassowaries, emus, kangaroos....
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:25, archived)

... Chopper Reid...

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:27, archived)

*imitates aussie accent poorly*
That's just bloody insulting!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:29, archived)

fark awf you spastic cunt.
That's bloody shit. If you're gonna do an aussie accent at least *try*.

Pissweak. :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 May 2009, 8:31, archived)

My advice to you:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=unkIVvjZc9Y
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:31, archived)

Ahh!
It's uncle blaaady faaakin' Chop Chop.

Where is that bloody Neville Bartos?
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:33, archived)

I'm ashamed to admit...
that I do say "Blaaady". Not "Bloody".
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 May 2009, 8:37, archived)

Can't even bloody spell!
Bloody illiterate! That film was ace.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:30, archived)

I hit a cassowary with a rental car in Queensland
It just bounced out of the bush infront of me.

Made an awful mess of the car.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:28, archived)

yup - they do that.
kangaroos and emus can kill you if you hit them in a small car - not fucking kidding.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 May 2009, 8:33, archived)

I was warned about it!
Luckily this was a rent a wreck type place and I was insured. A massive old Ford Station Wagon of some description.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:35, archived)

You should know GMoS
Your life will be enriched greatly by the experience
( The Neville What what what, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:31, archived)

Some stress
I've got loads spare as I sit here trying to swot up on my Rules assessment today. By tea time I could be deemed incompetent
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:03, archived)

I can save you the time and hassle

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:04, archived)

I might as well just walk in and fess up
All this arcane victorian railway shite is a total pain
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:07, archived)

I am booking train tickets tonight from here to inverkeithing
If i find out the cheapo tickets are gone i shall be blaming you
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:14, archived)

Use national rail enquiries

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:15, archived)

I dont think they will allow me to swear as much as you would

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:19, archived)

You can have a go

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:20, archived)

What in gods name do you want to go there for?

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:19, archived)

Heading down to the in laws for the local version of the wickerman festival.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:21, archived)

I hope you'll be burning Nicholas Cage.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:24, archived)

he shits me up the wall.
Fucking "mr state the obvious". Gargh.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 May 2009, 8:25, archived)

Nicholas Cage
cannot be burned, not by standard means, as he is made mostly of teflon and aluminium.

You should cook him in a blast furnace heated to at least 1000'C
( The Neville What what what, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:27, archived)

He's made of dough and dead eyes

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:39, archived)

My brother text me when The Knowing was out
and asked me what Nicholas Cage was for. I couldn't answer him. I don't think he dislikes him quite as much as you though.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:27, archived)

I want to punch his face into mince

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:37, archived)

Fifer's eh!

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:27, archived)

Nah, short hop over the bridge to Bo'ness

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:36, archived)

I tried to get GMoS a goose
but they scare me too much so I got him some foam shrimps.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:06, archived)

Its hard to know whats worse, geese or foam shrimps.
HONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONK
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:08, archived)

I've given him my birthday.
And SSG. I'm nice like that.
( GatheredCrustacean, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:17, archived)

Happy birthday lovely

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:21, archived)

Thanks!
Your CD is on its way as we speak.
( GatheredCrustacean, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:24, archived)

FUCK YEAH!
A scorchy scorcher. I'm going out in the sun at lunchtime with lunch and lazing all about on the grass and all that

I think I shall get the GMOS a small paper aeroplane wedged into the back of a drawer in a pub
( The Neville What what what, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:25, archived)

fuck off sunshine, it's too fucking hot already

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:27, archived)