Man outside started cutting his grass at
7.45. That is an early time for grass cutting, although it is a nice morning.

Is it socially acceptable to cut your grass before you go to work? What's the earliest time you've ever cut your grass? Do you have grass?
Have you ever cut grass in the dark? What's it like?
( The Neville What what what, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:30, archived)

On a week day I would say 8.30am is acceptable.
Push this back to 9.30 on Saturdays.
Don't even consider it before 10 on a Sunday.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:32, archived)

My grass cuts itself.
I have trained it to do this through years of emotional abuse.
( WormuIus, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:32, archived)

Emo grass

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:33, archived)

Grass is generally still damp at that time of the morning, even on a sunny day.
The man is clearly a lawn idiot.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:33, archived)

I might go and shout that at him
And laugh at the damp grass clippings stuck to his shoes.
( The Neville What what what, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:36, archived)

Grass should be cut either early in the day
or late on a warm Sunday afternoon, so as to catch it napping.
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:36, archived)

I heard that you like to bum grass.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:40, archived)