note for when you buy a swish yacht:
I mix a mean cocktail and can clamber the rigging like a monkey on blueys
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:35, archived)

I cant mix cocktails
but I can tell you a few

/minces
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:37, archived)

And I'm a very good skipper


I demand only food, booze and light sexual favours to keep you from sinking en route to your destination...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:40, archived)

Double dutch?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:49, archived)