Dekazer....
I've just been on the phone to MrAlfie... he's in the middle of doing a deal with The Sun for the Orgasmatones - plus, there have already been over 50 orders :D
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:31, archived)

how exciting.

( Jobe, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:32, archived)

Over 50?!
God, which island will you buy?;)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:32, archived)

that's just in the first day
with no advertising yet

*rubs hands in glee*
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:34, archived)

And your percentage of each is?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:34, archived)

I don't get a percentage
and we're not sure whether there will be interim payments or just keep it all till they sell the company in 6-12 months and get lotsandlotsandlots
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:36, archived)

Hmm
well just dont get your hopes up too high you
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:38, archived)

50 tones
is £95 profit apparently. mob.tv is going to launch them in the next few days too
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:44, archived)

After tax and advertising costs?!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:45, archived)

aye
apparently
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:46, archived)

Who died and made you chief bonfire pisser?
;)
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:47, archived)

When you're filthy stinking rich
you can pay for my hand enlargement operation.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:46, archived)

Keep them as they are, would be my advice.
You can then pretend you've got a massive cock when you're wanking.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:48, archived)

I have no idea what you mean
*looks shifty*
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:50, archived)

just one?
you want to be Jeremy Beadle aicmswb
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:48, archived)

I think you owe
mw half a coffee then. Instant probably. With no milk :)
( Dekazer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:47, archived)

this ^
I have been in the recording business long enough to see so many used and abused artists while the business man gets rich.
With no deal on paper you may as well kiss any reward goodbye, friendship or no friendship.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:46, archived)

the "businessman" is my husband
so I'd hope I don't need anything on paper ;)
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:47, archived)

I don't have
anything on paper. And I'm not going near your husband ;)
( Dekazer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:51, archived)

he claims it's all
in the IM logs... I'm hassling him to sort it out into something sensible, including how often payment will be made
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:56, archived)

I'd get it all on proper paper pronto
no matter how lovely you all are, disputes about finance are deeply twatty.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:59, archived)

This is my thoughts
But better presented
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:48, archived)

Wight
It's the new St Tropez
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:35, archived)

It was..
I'm afraid I tarnished at the weekend...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:37, archived)

Christ on a bike
Thank god no one I know reads the Sun ;)
( Dekazer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:33, archived)

this
need to tell K, Alfie played the bloke from the Sun his tone, his name's Guy and she did that one. he loved it!
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:35, archived)

I just heard a good joke
Old statisticians never die - they just get broken down by age and sex :D

Now they're playing Tom Lehrer on radio 4. Heaven.
( Dekazer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:45, archived)

You are so middle-aged

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:53, archived)

Ageing well
dontcha think ;)
( Dekazer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:56, archived)

bit ragged round teh edges
but I guess you'll do...
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:00, archived)

*prepares revenge*
*quietly*
( Dekazer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:15, archived)

note for when you buy a swish yacht:
I mix a mean cocktail and can clamber the rigging like a monkey on blueys
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:35, archived)

I cant mix cocktails
but I can tell you a few

/minces
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:37, archived)

And I'm a very good skipper


I demand only food, booze and light sexual favours to keep you from sinking en route to your destination...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:40, archived)

Double dutch?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:49, archived)

That sounds great!
I had a look at the site last night (looks excellent, btw) and I was wondering if you'd sorted out publicity. I reckon Heat Magazine or suchlike would like the idea.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:37, archived)

Loaded are already on board
and I suspect Heat are too. RJMobile is another one, and that's Europe-wide
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:39, archived)

YAY! Remember us when you're too busy
snorting cocaine off the chests of young male models to bother with /talk.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:52, archived)

Or, indeed,
talc.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:55, archived)

Heh! The 'natural high'

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:56, archived)

Good luck!
You do realise that if they get as annoying as Crazy Frog, we will come after you...
( Newington, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:42, archived)

yup
but you love us really
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:43, archived)

Selling your souls
to Rupert Murdoch?

Tsk.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:42, archived)

He's got to have something to spend his money on
now he's bought your arse.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:55, archived)

Having "We Love It" tattooed on my arse,
was the easiest fiver I've ever made.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:03, archived)