i feel that way about most of the things on firebox and iwoot

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:57, archived)

It's not good.
Thanks to working for the people I do, I can get a discount on Zorbs. TEMPTING.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:58, archived)

AUDIBLE GASP!
how much of a discount?
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:01, archived)

10 permotherfuckingcent, yo.
I think. I'd best check that at some point, actually.

No, wait, I am right. I get a discount on those red letter days too, so if I didn't buy one and just wanted to borrow one for the day it'd be cheap too.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:03, archived)

i want to go zorbing
like, this much
*holds hands far apart*
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:06, archived)

You're not the only one.
Might ask for my very own zorb for my birthday from Grandpa.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:11, archived)

can he get me one too?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:14, archived)

Probably not.
He's not all that friendly.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:18, archived)