Amazing Grace on the Stylophone would have made the end of Star Trek II much more entertaining(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:10,
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a Rolf Harris instructional flexidisc would help too(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:14,
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