The Lion Man who was sacked from that park last year by his own mum.
I think someone got mauled to death by a Lion at one of his mums parks this week.
( FoldsFive, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:18, archived)

Oh nooooooo, that's a shame.
Both things are a shame.

I still want a lion.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:19, archived)

members of the public deserve a good mauling every so often.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:24, archived)