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Seeing as they've started reintroducing beaver to the UK
What animal would you like to see introduced to this country?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:15, archived)
LIONS.
Well, lion. Introduced to my house. I'm going to be like that Lion Man off the telly with the dodgy song.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:17, archived)
I fancy a lion bar now.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:17, archived)
shocker

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:19, archived)
I know!
Amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:19, archived)
I want one too.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
shocker!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:23, archived)
I am going to buy one and then upload a photo of it to twitter

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:25, archived)
Can you please make a photo set of you consuming said bar.
or even better a photo set of you buying it, opening it and throwing it in the bin.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
I don't care what you think
if you're mean to me tomorrow I shall just bundle you to the ground and sit on your chest until you

-love me
-die
-love me and die
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:25, archived)
I hear there's going to be a fight tomorrow
I predict a pretend asthma attack.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:29, archived)
Who is going to fight.
I reckon all the /talk girls are going to have a scratchy bitch fight with the attractive girls from QotW
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
Prezactly
They will want to claw back some of the attention they need to survive.

Wicca will lead from the front with her sword of righteous indignation and hypocritical claims of attention seeking.

Then /links will swoop in and pick over the charred corpses of the battle.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
There's always going to be
because I'm always upset with someone, but once I'm there everything's too happy and I am not such a Scrappy Doo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:33, archived)
We can have the akward meeting people for the first time thing
where we consider if we have to hug or shake hands or nod or whatever, that's always fun.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
I'm going to burst in dramatically and whip of my sunglasses before gazing around the room like a Disney Villain
oh wait... That's Az
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:31, archived)
:D
I'm determined to see what you look like when you're smiling, grumpy gills.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
No polite bowing then?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
Hurrah..

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:33, archived)
The Lion Man who was sacked from that park last year by his own mum.
I think someone got mauled to death by a Lion at one of his mums parks this week.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
Oh nooooooo, that's a shame.
Both things are a shame.

I still want a lion.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:19, archived)
members of the public deserve a good mauling every so often.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:24, archived)
I. AM. LION. MAN.
derr nerr, der ner ner, derner derner derner ner, der ner ner!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
YES. No.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:33, archived)
Honey Badger

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:17, archived)
Excellent porn name.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
Wolverines
Then they can set up their own little guerilla army, making devastating attacks against supply convoys.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
Big, man-eating Sharks, just off the coast of Yarmouth preferably

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:19, archived)
Which Yarmouth?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
'Gt' Yarmouth
It's difficult to tell the holidaymakers from the locals in the summer. It's nigh on high impossible to count all those with extra knuckles when they're all being dragged on the ground
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:24, archived)
My family on my grandmother's side comes from Norfolk
A little place called Salthouse if I remember correctly.

Does this mean I'm an abomination?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:27, archived)
*winces*

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
Haha you see, I get worse
Morning captain, how are you this hot and humid start to the day?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:29, archived)
Shattered. You?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
Tired, it was far too hot for sleepings last night
I watched the newish Dukes of Hazzard film, it was delightfully stupid. Still, I only have to work to midday so everything is good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
Salthouse is only about 5 mins from me :)
so no, you're in the 'right' part of Nortfolk ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
My auntie owns the coffee shop/fishmongers there

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
Macs? good grief, what a small world :)
you ever get back up here?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
Cookies Crab shop
It used to just be a fishmongers the last time I was up there (about 12 years ago) but they turned it into an eatery a few years ago so my mum tells me
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
yup, they certainly did.
In fact, I may have caught the place in a set of photos I took a couple of weeks back of the ducks on the other side of the road
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
The lady that owns it is delightfully mad
I remember her walking down the middle of the road shouting at speeding cars. She also kept geese, which attacked me.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
I fucking hate yarmouth
it's a hole,
well the center is it get nicer very quickly when you get away from the sound of Kareoke.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
quite, quite so :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
Giant Sand Worms.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:20, archived)
Stegosaurus

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
dunno, chihuahuas or something

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
Posh Paws and the Honey Monster.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
Posh Paws!
Cor, that takes me back :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:25, archived)

Posh whythebig
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
Kangaroos

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
Eric Cantona

(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:23, archived)
The winkywanky bird.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 29 May 2009, 9:23, archived)
Foxes dressed as people

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:24, archived)
BINGO!

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 29 May 2009, 9:25, archived)
No, thats evil.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:33, archived)
Rhinos and hippos
into local area beauty spots
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:29, archived)

Fiddley Foodle Bim Bam Boodle Oo Diddley-Doodle Oodle Bird
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
Some great puns in the episode titles there
1. Foodle Power
2. Sea Saw
3. Cock-a-Doodle Crazy
4. The Yolks on Who?
5. Catch My Drift
6. Up the Pole
7. There's No Business Like Snow Business
8. What the Dino Saw
9. Hic Hic Wooray
10. Goin' Bananas
11. Planks a Lot
12. Squids In
13. Will Ee No Come Back Again?

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
i remember it well, it was a great cartoon
the theme tune was ace
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:43, archived)