A meerkat would be much better

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:40, archived)

They are always judgemental and want to compare everything though

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:41, archived)

You could not be more wrong
if you stapled Maddie to Hitler.
( WormuIus, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:43, archived)